🔥 Definitely Not Production
Is It Down?
It's 1am. Discord is pinging. Everything is on fire. Click services to fix them before the pings overwhelm you. Welcome to my life.
How to play
- Services go down randomly. Click them to fix.
- Fixing things has a habit of breaking other things.
- Your coffee drains over time. Grab refills when they appear.
- Discord pings pile up while services are down. Too many and you ragequit.
- It gets worse. It always gets worse.
Based on actual events. Names have not been changed. Nobody is innocent.
Time Survived 0:00
Fixed 0
Coffee
Discord Pings 0
Shift started. Good luck.
SHIFT OVER
You muted Discord and went to bed.
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